Eddie, Seagull

• Name: Erethizon dorsatum (Terry)
• Motherland: Jersey
• Favorite Hobbies: Loitering in mall parking lots
• Likes: Cigarettes, littering, cussin', the Boss
• About Me: Mind your own business, deush bag

Did you know: One time I was on the boardwalk in Atlantic City and there was a crowd of people watching some dudes breakdancing. Then this woman starts yelling obscenities, and I look over and she has bird shit all over her eye. She was really pissed off and then some guy turns to her and says “Hey that is good luck, you should hurry up and go gamble in the casino”. There was seriously bird crap dripping all over her face. She was practically in tears, but nobody felt bad for her, it was way too funny. It was awesome.