Randall, Possum
- Name: Randall
- Motherland: Motherland: Virginia, USA
- Favorite Hobbies: Photography, origami
- Likes: Cheap skotch, Pall Malls and diner
- Dislikes: City folk, loud noises, being so timid
- History: Casual voyeurism
- About Me: I spend a lot of time in bars, and you will most likely find me drinking in the morning or masterbating in the woods
Did you know: When threatened or harmed, they will "play possum", mimicking the appearance and smell of a sick or dead animal. The lips are drawn back, teeth are bared, saliva foams around the mouth, and a foul-smelling fluid is secreted from the anal glands.